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1. The Pants Were A Tad Too Tight
Someone came out to say hello at the most inappropriate moment. It must have been hard to soldier on and keep a straight face while everyone could see his blue undies. It is almost like he is watching it rip in slow motion, and there is nothing he can do because he has to stay in formation.
For the rest of the march he had to pretend like nothing was wrong, although he knew his commander would not be happy. He knew he gained a few pounds, but he thought his uniform could stretch with him. He will never make that mistake again, and it's time to run to the tailor.
2. Nope, Nope, And Nope
If you saw these legs under your toothbrush, what would you do? Our first instinct would be to burn the toothbrush and the rest of the house down because any spider that is bigger than a fingernail is too scary. This picture must have been taken in Australia because they are known for their creepy crawlies.
How do you even get to it without moving the toothbrush? If they move the toothbrush, the spider will see them and jump on their face and attack them, probably. That's just one of the many horrible scenarios we can think of, and they all end in a spider attack.
3. Mom Always Said "Don't Go Outside With A Wet Head"
One of the less popular but still fun activities when you stay at a ski lodge, is enjoying the outdoor hot tub. Yes, it may seem like the worst place to sit outside, but the water is so warm that you don't even notice. There is one thing to remember when using one of these: never get your har wet.
Although she has a smile on her face, internally, she must be freaking out because her hair is frozen, and that can cause so much damage to your luscious locks. She will have to let her hair thaw out when they get back inside, and that is not going to be a quick process.
4. Cute But Unfortunate Initial Combinations
This cute couple could not have been more excited about their hibachi workshop and decided to write their initials in rice. Unfortunately, they didn't think about the word that their initials spell out. Luckily if they get married, she can take his last name, and they won't have this problem anymore.
Hopefully, they had a good laugh when they saw this photo because the person taking the picture got a real kick out of it. Even the people behind them realize what they wrote on the table, and it's awkward for everyone in the restaurant.
5. Wedding Venue Double Booked By A Furry Convention
Your wedding day is supposed to be the happiest day of your life, but how can anyone concentrate on a marriage when hundreds of adults are running around in animal costumes? This man's wedding venue double booked his special day with a furry convention, and he is not happy.
We can only imagine what his wife will think when she finds out. This is one of those times when it is acceptable to complain to the manager because no one wants to deal with this during their wedding. It is bizarre, and it takes away the romantic and intimate feel that the couple was hoping to achieve.
6. Uhh...That Might Be A Problem
What do you do when you need a fire truck, but the fire truck is on fire? Who do you call then? Who will extinguish the first when that is the sole purpose of the truck on fire? Maybe they got buckets of water and started hoping it would work because they couldn't think of another solution.
They had to make the embarrassing call to the next closest fire station to get someone to put out the fire on their truck. It was awkward when another fire truck showed up to extinguish it. It is also bizarre that there aren't any firefighters in this picture.
7. Tough Day On The Green In More Ways Than One
This guy was enjoying his weekly golf game when a monster from the sky swooped down and attacked him. Geese are the absolute worst, and this picture is proof that they were put on this planet to terrorize humans. The man was minding his own business, and the goose came out of nowhere.
The guy saw the goose flying towards him, so he picked up his clubs and ran, but he was not quick enough. The devious bird took him out, and you can almost feel his pain through this horrific picture. Hopefully, he was able to escape the killer bird without too much damage.
8. The Slide Literally Snatched Her Wig
This woman was excited to ride on the water slide, and she thought her wig glue could withstand the elements of the water park. However, she did not expect this level of wind speed when she went down the water slide, and the wig came flying off.
We can only imagine how awkward it would be to go down the slide after this woman and catch the wig on the way down. While she was rightfully concerned about securing her bathing suit, she should have held onto her weave as well.
9. When You Wonder Why Your Package Is Delayed
This is a perfect representation of how Mondays feel. This FedEx truck caught on fire, and people started receiving delayed package notifications. While the driver probably made it out safely, we can't say the same for the packages. Hopefully, no one ordered anything expensive or irreplaceable.
Imagine if you had been waiting for weeks to get your package, and you got so excited to see it was out for delivery, only to find out that it burst into flames. That would be an unfortunate day, and we would just crawl back into bed and go to sleep.
10. Maybe They Didn't Understand?
Being a teacher is not an easy job, especially when dealing with annoying middle school pre-teens turning teenagers. They are noisy, immature, and will make a teacher's life miserable if they want to. This teacher made the unspeakable mistake of saying "orgasm" instead of "organism" in front of some middle schoolers, and you can imagine how that went.
While one could only hope that they missed her mistake, the look on her face says otherwise. After a day like that, she needs a massive glass of wine and one of those memory erasers from Men in Black. When she returns to school tomorrow, all the students will be talking about this unless there is a bigger scandal.
11. Clean Up On Aisle 5
This person had been working at the grocery store for five years, and this was the worst thing they had ever seen. It would take hours to clean up all this olive oil, and they don't even know where to begin. Maybe they have some extra bread in the back to soak up most of the mess.
The floors would be slippery for weeks, and there is so much broken glass to throw away. We wonder if the woman in the background is the one to blame for this mess. She seems pretty guilty, but we don't know why she would wait around the scene of the crime.
12. Even The Firefighters Are Laughing At Her
We have no idea what this woman was trying to achieve, but whatever she was doing was not worth it because all the firefighters laughed at her. What would possess this woman to stick her head through the wall for absolutely no reason? She could have quickly walked around it.
If her friends dared her to do this, it looks like they didn't stick around long enough to see the end results. If that were us, we would be too embarrassed to visit that train station ever again. Anyone who works there must have some kind of nickname to remember this silly girl.
13. When You Are Too Tired To Remove The Paper From The Sleeve
You know you need about five more cups of coffee when you accidentally put the paper in the tray without removing it from the packaging. Someone in this office struggled to get the printer to work, and they tried everything before opening the paper tray and finding this.
Whoever put the paper in assumed the printer would remove the packaging. We don't know about you, but that would be useful technology; however, we are pretty sure it doesn't exist. If you are rushing to get something printed, this is not how you want to start your workday.
14. "Sorry, I Can't Make It Into Work Today."
Just when you think your Monday morning couldn't get any worse, something like this happens. After spilling her coffee and misplacing her favorite shirt, she thought things couldn't get any worse, but they did. Somehow, the key took out the entire lock. How does that even happen?
Thankfully, push-start cars do not need actual keys anymore... and this person probably wishes they had one of those at this moment. It looks like it's time to upgrade their ride, so they never get locked out of the car on the way to work again.
15. High Winds In The Forecast Today, No Jumping
Well, it looks like no one is jumping on the trampoline today. It must have been hurricane or tornado level winds for the trampoline to lift off the ground and fly into the trees. Hopefully, no children were on this when the wind started to pick up, or they might be hanging out in the treetops as well.
These people must have thought that someone stole their trampoline from the backyard before realizing it was stuck about 12-feet above them. It's a good thing that they tied a string to it so they can yank it down with a few easy pulls on the string.
16. "I Seem To Have Gotten Myself Into Quite The Predicament"
Even though we can't see his face, we can feel the disappointment from the back of his head. At first glance, it looks like he is merely admiring the view, but with a closer look, you will see that he painted himself into a corner. He might as well enjoy the fresh air while he waits for the paint to dry.
We know this could have been avoided, but it looks like this might have been his safest option considering it would be much easier to fall off the roof any other way. At least he has time to reflect on his mistake.
17. "WHY. WON'T. YOU. TURN. OFF?!?"
When we all wake up for work on Monday morning, it feels like we have been hit by a ton of bricks. No matter how much sleep you got the night before, Mondays will make it seem like you have never slept a day in your life. This person was so exhausted in the morning that they couldn't find the snooze button on their clock.
Instead of shutting off the nauseating alarm, they kept hitting the top of their lotion bottle. As their frustration increased, they wondered why their hand had lotion on it when they suddenly realized what happened. It would be a funny story to tell later, but now they didn't have time to sleep in.
18. Happy Monday At The Office!
You walk into your office, and this is the first thing you see. What do you do? If it were us, we would grab our things, turn around, and go home because we are not dealing with that mess on a Monday morning. Someone didn't know how to change the ink, and this was the explosion they left behind.
At least they can easily catch the culprit because that person would be covered in ink, and there is no mistaking that. It looks like someone attempted to clean it up, but that only made it worse because it stains forever, and it is nearly impossible to clean up.
19. That Is Not How You Are Supposed To Land A Ski Jump
This could be a scene straight out of a cartoon, but the hole doesn't seem deep enough. The snow looks powdery and soft, so the fall was cushioned, and it looks like they walked away just fine. However, their ego was bruised when they tried to jump and ended up faceplanting in front of their friends.
They probably shivered all the way back to the lodge because their clothes were filled with snow, and they had icicles dripping from their nose. That's what happens in cartoons and movies, so it must have looked just like that. We bet there was a sign that said no skiing in that area because it looks too smooth and untouched.
20. They Had One Job And Somehow Messed It Up
When you lie on your resume but get the job anyway, that must have been the case for this IT guy. He had a straightforward job to set up the sound system correctly, and it was as if he had never encountered a speaker in his entire life. Did he think the stand was an antenna?
He will not be setting up speakers again in the near future, and that's probably for the best. We don't know if this ruins the speakers, but we can assume it is not good for the expensive equipment to be on the ground. The IT guy probably needed another cup of coffee before starting his work.
21. After 49 Years, He Found Out What His Parents Really Think Of Him
While helping his parents clean out their house, this man stumbled upon a book that had been sitting on the shelf since he was a child. He knew his parents were worried about him as a child, but he didn't know they thought he was downright stupid.
If the book had been sitting there since he was a child, and he never noticed it, then he can't be that mad at his parents. Maybe they should have had his observation skills tested because he was not very aware of his surroundings. We'll give his parents a pass for this one because they were rightfully concerned.
22. "Mounting Takes Too Much Time..."
This person got a little bit lazy with their TV and thought it would be safe to let it rest on top of the mantle instead of mounting it to the wall. It looks like their laziness is going to cost them because they not only have to buy a new TV, but they also have to repair the fireplace.
Just imagine coming home to this after a long day of work. The last thing you want to start doing is cleaning up broken glass and wood because someone didn't think the TV needed to be nailed to the wall. We hope they learned their lesson this time.
23. Thought This Was Chocolate, But Turned Out To Be Soap
Every year, her company gives out chocolates around the holidays. They decided to give out soap instead of chocolate, but in a cruel and unusual turn of events, they still made it look like chocolate. Maybe she should have smelled it first, or they should have labeled it - someone is to blame for this.
Her worst childhood fears were brought to life when she washed her own mouth out with soap. In their defense it looks exactly like chocolate, so we can't really blame her, considering that is what she expected to receive. Brown soap should not exist from this day forward.
24. At Least They Didn't Take Videos
After a night of drinking, this is the last kind of note you would want to receive, especially from your neighbor. It was nice that they didn't take videos or call the police, but they had to let you know just how embarrassing you were. How drunk do you have to be to start yelling at your car?
In his blacked-out state, this person took off their clothes and proceeded to start an argument with his car. The car had no comebacks and couldn't defend itself, so it stayed silent while the person yelled. In the morning, he apologized to the car after learning about the fight.
25. $300 Down The Drain, But Look At That Face
When you look at these pictures, it's hard to decide what kind of emotion to display. On the one hand, you have a pair of expensive headphones that are completely ruined. However, on the other hand, you have a sweet and innocent dog who didn't know any better.
The dog clearly feels terrible because he thought the headphones were a toy. He didn't know how mad his owner would get about a pair of headphones, but he is sorry and wants his owner to know how much he loves him. In the dog's defense, they should have been in the case.
26. "Hey, What About Me?!"
This person is not starting their week off with good luck. Not only are they still hungry, but every other order besides theirs is ready. They truly meant it when they wrote, "It isn't easy being me." Hopefully, they weren't in a rush when they ordered their food, but that doesn't help the situation.
There's no telling when his meal will be ready, but if it were a "Karen," they would go up to the counter and ask to speak to the manager immediately. How dare they have other order numbers ready before this person. They should be less efficient and do each one in order.
27. "Loving The View Of Mt. Rushmore"
The only reason to visit South Dakota is to see Mount Rushmore. This person and everyone behind him wasted their time in the most boring state because the fog was too thick so that they couldn't see the mountain. That has to be one of the most disappointing sights once you get there.
Instead of complaining about it, this boy took a picture and documented the pointless trip anyway. At least he got a photo with the fog and a crowd of equally disappointed people. Smiling through the pain is the only way to deal with this kind of sadness.
28. This Is Why They Needed Coffee In The First Place
If you are anything like us, you can barely function before that first cup of coffee. Before this person was able to have their coffee, they had a big mess to clean up. This is proof that they need their morning caffeine or bad things will start to happen.
We have all been in similar situations where we are too tired to make sure everything is facing the right direction, but we will be sure to double-check next time after seeing this. These machines are so simple to use, but they were too exhausted to do it correctly.
29. "That Was Not Tasty Enough To Get In Trouble Over"
This cat decided it wanted to taste the computer screen, so it took a bite of its owner's MacBook and left a nice big crack. It seems like he also got a little shock, which is punishment for destroying the corner of a very expensive screen.
He saw the anger in his owner's eyes, screamed, and ran away because he knew he was about to be punished. While it might look like lightning striking the city on the home screen, it is still very much broken, and we don't know if Apple Care covers cat bites.
30. Reason #1,456 Why Babies Shouldn't Be Alone With Technology
This baby got ahold of his dad's phone and somehow used an app called Slice to order $94 worth of pizza. The app doesn't require payment verification, so within a few clicks, the pizza was on its way without his parents realizing it.
They were very confused when the delivery man came to the door, but they hadn't ordered anything, and then they realized their child was playing with the phone. That was the last time they let him use technology until he becomes a teenager.
31. Never Leave Parmesan Cheese Open In Your Laptop Bag
We know people love to eat apples and cheese together, but we don't think Apple products and parmesan cheese are good combinations. The girl shared this picture with a caption saying she would never put an unsecured bottle of parmesan cheese with her laptop again, but we don't understand why she did it in the first place.
Why she did that is beyond us, but if you happen to put parmesan cheese in your laptop bag, make sure it's sealed. Hopefully, her laptop wasn't ruined forever because those things are expensive to replace even when you have insurance.
32. Nothing Says Monday More Than Wearing Two Different Shoes
This man was at work for hours before he realized that he was wearing two different shoes. He doesn't have much to complain about, considering the shoes don't look drastically different. They are both black, and at least he has them on the correct feet.
If this happened to a woman, the shoes would be totally different. She probably would have noticed sooner because the shoes were different colors, but it is not the same for men. They have three pairs of black shoes that are nearly the same but only for other occasions.
33. "It Looks Like I'm Staying Home From Work"
You have probably heard the saying, "When one door closes, another door opens." Well, in this situation, the saying is, "When one door opens, another snow door appears." This would be fun to run through if you were dressed warm enough and had a shovel ready. Otherwise, don't actually try that.
Hopefully, their boss accepted this as an excuse not to come into work. Some places refuse to give snow days, but it might be impossible when there is a physical wall of snow blocking their exit. Let's hope they got to stay inside with a warm cup of hot chocolate.
34. Nice Surprise At The Bottom Of The Cup
Cats are cute, but never let your guard down around them because they are devious. This woman saw the cat playing with her hair tie, but she was too tired to get it back before her morning coffee. She didn't know where the cat hid it until she got to the bottom of her cup.
It took her an entire cup of coffee to realize the cat put her hair tie in the cup while she wasn't looking. The hair tie that was in her cat's dirty mouth contaminated her coffee, and she didn't even know it. We would be running for the mouth wash the second we saw that.
35. This Apple Will Keep Any Doctor Away
When they said, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," we didn't realize they meant a weaponized apple. The age-old myth about apples with razor blades being given to trick-or-treaters might not be true, but this photo isn't helping the rumor die down.
How do you get the blades out without hurting yourself? It looks like the apple upgraded its weaponry because it didn't want to be eaten anymore. This really brings us back to the days when our parents would sort through the candy to check for weapons.
36. "Camera 5 Is Picking Up A Fuzzy Brown Image"
This office complex manager kept complaining about the fuzzy image on one of their cameras, and when the IT people came to check it, they had a good laugh. They found the bird had been blocking the camera and started to build a nest in it.
Luckily it was a problem that could be easily fixed without replacing the whole camera. The biggest challenge they will have is to make sure the birds don't come back again once they remove their nest. It probably wanted to feel like a star, so it found the nearest camera to pose in front of.
37. Finding Rodent Paw Prints Right Before Its Time To Sleep
When you find rodent paw prints all over your blanket right as you are about to go to sleep, you have a few options. First, you could burn your bed. Second, you could burn your room. Third, you could just burn the whole building down because nothing is more terrifying than a rat or mouse in your bed.
If you look closer, they actually look like raccoon prints, so you might as well grab anything you can and move out. No one wants to start battling an angry raccoon in their home when they are on the brink of exhaustion. How could they miss a raccoon hanging out in their bedroom?
38. The Turkey Really Wanted To Come In
We have never seen a turkey that wanted to come inside someone's home so badly around Thanksgiving time. Usually, they hide from hunters, but this one wanted to make his presence known because he is getting revenge for all his fallen brothers.
We didn't know Turkeys were powerful enough to break glass, but this is proof that they can do anything. The person probably thought a burglar broke in, and when they snuck around the corner, they found an even more terrifying pre-historic looking bird.
39. Some People Are Too Rude For Words
If you ever hit someone's car and they are not there, it is common courtesy to leave your information so they can get it fixed through insurance. However, some people aren't as polite, and they won't even leave a note. This person is somewhere in between those two types of people.
Instead of leaving his information after hitting a car, he wrote a note explaining what happened because people were staring at him. He felt pressured to pretend to leave information because that is the right thing to do, but he didn't want to pay for damages at the same time.
40. When You Ignore Signs, This Is What You Get
Have you ever heard of instant karma? Well, that is what this driver is experiencing right now. The signs clearly stated the height limits for the small tunnel, but they decided to test their luck anyway. They caused a huge traffic jam, and it took forever to get the truck out.
The person who took this photo must have been waiting for someone to get stuck after disobeying the rules. It's like they had their camera ready for the moment they could laugh in someone's face. We can't say that the U-Haul driver is laughing too.